Kali-pork
Malay uncle @ mrt station entrance.
Kali-pork Kali-pork! Come! $1 Kali-pork!
Uncle, I want 1 kali-pork dont want pork. Got chicken?
Oh, no pork no pork. Halal. How many kali-pork you want?
Uncle, I want 1 kali-pork no pork.
Okok! 1 karl-pork no pork.
Uncle, I say dont want pork. Got chicken?
Got got. Nah! Kali-pork with chiken. $1.
Uncle ah! I want 1 chicken dont want pork.
Yala young man! This is chicken kali-pork! $1!
Aiyo! Told you I want chicken!
(uncle tears the kari puff into 2 and show the young man the chicken meat and potatoes)
Nah! this is chicken kali-pork! pok pok pok pok pok! (uncle flips his arm like a chicken)
Okay uncle! Chicken kali-pok!
(Young man flips his arm too and laugh with the uncle)
there goes my bright morning! :)
Kalovely~
